Wednesday, May 29, 2013

married shenanigans









where i got it: skirt & belt-target // shirt-american eagle // shoes & necklace-forever 21

Can I just say I forgot how fun and glorious the hubs and my relationship was until I went off the pill. I feel like I went on happy steroids, the sky is bluer, the grass greener. Seriously, not kind of not seriously. I guess I wasn't so bad, hubs swears he never feared for his life, but who knows. Anyways, I've concluded the pill is the devil.

And now some experts from the quirky and wonderful life of "Josh and Lauren" after I went off the pill:

-Me: Oh my gosh. Guess what. I have the greatest news ever!
Josh: You're pregnant!!! 8D (as a group of students walk by smirking) 
Me: No. That would most definitely not be the best news ever. Thanks though, I think one of those guys is in my next class. 

-Josh: Do you want to watch Vampire Diaries? 
Me: Yes. Yes I do. 

-Me: Jooooooshyyyyy none of my friends can go to zumba tonight. Can you pwwwwwease go with me? 
Josh: Lauren. Please. I already shake my booty for you enough, you don't need a whole other hour of that. 
Me: Touche.

-Josh: (throwing the bedroom door open and emerging with the biggest smile on his face, and his hands raised in the air, approximately after noon) And THAT is how you sleep in! What time did you wake up?
-Me: 8:30.
Josh: -_- you are missing out on so much in life. (I can't sleep in for the life of me)
Me: The good news I watched 5 episodes of Desperate Housewives so now I won't be begging you to watch it with me all day.
Josh: Alright! I can deal with that!



xo





19 comments:

  1. the outfit is adorable but LAUREN you should be a model, seriously! STUNNING!!!!!!!!! haha
    you guys are funny!! :)
    baby rogers on its way by the end of the year! woohooo. \o/

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    1. Ingrid you are so so sweet, thank you!! Haha, baby rogers will probably have to wait for a couple-few years. My vote is you're next ;) seems all the married people keep getting pregnant these days!
      xo

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    2. i agree that baby rogers should be on its way by the end of the year! but i also know that there is higher probability of me being pregnant with my second before you are with your first ;) haha

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    3. Hahaha you're so right, you probably will have #2 by the time I have my first. The world just can't handle my spawn yet. :) If they're my children, they'll be really spastic and crazy. One day though, one day!

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  2. the second picture from this post should be blown up in your bedroom or something!! just a thought! ;)

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  3. You look so flattering in that outfit! Totally approve!! :)

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    1. Aw thanks Mollie that's so sweet!! I'm glad you like it :)
      xo

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  4. Love your outfit. Gorgeous!!!!! Story is too funny :)

    Don't forget to join me for my weekly Tres-Chic Fashion Thursday link up. Hope to see you there.

    Agi:)

    vodkainfusedlemonade.com

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    1. I'll be there! Thanks for reminding me, and thanks for following I love your sweet comments!
      xo

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  5. Love your outfit!! The skirt is perfection.

    ERica
    sweet-endeavors.blogspot.com

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    1. Thanks Erica! I got the skirt from Target and it was suuuper cheap, like on sale for $5 cheap.
      xo

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  6. Haha, the conversation snippets are hilarious. You guys are fun. Also, your outfit is super cute.

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    1. Thanks Amanda! Love that you enjoyed our convo's :) I always wonder if people find my sense of humor entertaining or odd. So the reassurance is great! haha
      xo

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  7. I love the color of the top! Thanks again for sharing on my blog hop! http://contentemeant.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-are-you-doing-wednesday-blog-hop-5.html

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  8. I'm loving your casual chic in this outfit! and those convo's with you and the Hubs are hilariously adorable ;) Visiting from the Tres-Chic Fashion linkup and now a follower ♥

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  10. Super cute look! Your booties make me miss mine. They are tucked away until much cooler season :( I always though that booties and skirt go well, you proved it right!

    Visiting from the LINK UP, do swing by my page when you can :)

    GREETINGS FROM DUBAI
    MRS JACK OF ALL TRADES (a fashion and life-style blog)
    http://mrsjackofalltradesdaily.blogspot.ae/

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  11. You (and this outfit) are adorable! Fabulous post :) Hope you're having a great weekend!

    xo,
    Steph
    Diary of a Debutante
    www.stephanieziajka.blogspot.com

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